do u believe in horoscopes? well, i do. or at least, theyre fun to look at and whats there to lose right? u noe that link under the chatterbox on the right? i checked it out. im a Libra.so when i expected some fairy tale or sth like all those in the sunday paper.......i found THIS. Libra (Scales)
Born September 23 - October 22
You have to be a real loser to be born a Libra. Libras are born with two left hands, both of which grow out of their ass. They are tone-deaf and generally have poor eyesight. The senses of self-esteem and humor are in embryotic states at best.
Libras never have any money, their love life is usually a non-starter and they have notoriously bad luck both at work and at home. Pictures of mediocrity, they are incapable of standing out, surprising, outperforming.
Genetically unable to make any decision, they begin to convulse and sweat profusely whenever faced with a choice more important than "paper or plastic?". This is why their whole life they let others decide for them.
While they love to present themselves as patrons of the arts, their knowledge in the area runs no further than they can throw a grand piano.
Libras often end up writing tear-jerking memoirs full of half-truths and embellishments. yupp thats it. u should check out yours. well actually al the horoscopes are aiming at things like that. i noe loads of people think this is crap.but most interestingly, some of this is actually true about me. think bout it. haha. how well at all do u noe me? not much i expect. and i learnt new words. like....embryotic. which according to a fren isnt a really positive word to describe someone.